May 2012
May 26th
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Me: Wow, I actually look kinda good in that picture!
Me: *staring at the picture*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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1 tag
May 25th
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When you lose a follower
tumbloler:
May 25th
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musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids: but we're broke too
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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Problems of teenagers.
most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
me: why can't I untangle these earphones
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Respect your parents. They pay for your internet
laughoutloudrightnow:
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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someone: let's be friends!!!
me: yes okay i like that idea!!!
we never speak again
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Genius Inventions.
din0saurattack:
May 23rd
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1 tag
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through...
Those fries could be salted with tears
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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England: holY FUCK SUN?!?!?! SOUND THE ALARM
Fat men: -takes of shirt-
Sluts: -wears nothing-
Everyone: BBQ TIME HOLLa
Me: -stays inside and blogs with blinds shut-
May 22nd
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Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your...
totally-relatable:
May 22nd
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YOLO = you only live online
May 22nd
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“Hey can I have some of your-“
May 22nd
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no one: has a crush on me
May 22nd
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Why can’t sluts count to 70?
noblesweblog: Because 69’s a mouthful.
May 22nd
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I bet when teachers go to restaurants and the...
May 22nd
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thorhead: mary had a little lamb its heart was black as coal. it crept into her room one night and ate her fucking soul.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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tltty: when you make a post for someone but they don’t see it
May 22nd
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Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
May 22nd
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when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Fun Fact!
fr3aksh0ww: ghostbono: t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(: Text Phouto M‘Quote Libnk Chalt Aurdio (Video.)
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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When your phone breaks
lovejohnnydepp3000:
May 22nd
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eminempreg: teenage ducks making human faces in their facebook profile pictures
May 22nd
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