May 2012
Me: Wow, I actually look kinda good in that picture!
Me: *staring at the picture*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.
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When you lose a follower
tumbloler:
musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids: but we're broke too
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
Problems of teenagers.
most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
me: why can't I untangle these earphones
Respect your parents. They pay for your internet
laughoutloudrightnow:
someone: let's be friends!!!
me: yes okay i like that idea!!!
we never speak again
Genius Inventions.
din0saurattack:
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through...
Those fries could be salted with tears
England: holY FUCK SUN?!?!?! SOUND THE ALARM
Fat men: -takes of shirt-
Sluts: -wears nothing-
Everyone: BBQ TIME HOLLa
Me: -stays inside and blogs with blinds shut-
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your...
totally-relatable:
YOLO = you only live online
“Hey can I have some of your-“
no one: has a crush on me
Why can’t sluts count to 70?
noblesweblog:
Because 69’s a mouthful.
I bet when teachers go to restaurants and the...
thorhead:
mary had a little lamb
its heart was black as coal.
it crept into her room one night
and ate her fucking soul.
tltty:
when you make a post for someone but they don’t see it
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
Fun Fact!
fr3aksh0ww:
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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Phouto
M‘Quote
Libnk
Chalt
Aurdio
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When your phone breaks
lovejohnnydepp3000:
eminempreg:
teenage ducks making human faces in their facebook profile pictures